Trying not to get ahead of myself with the job search, but I am already fantasizing about giving extremely short notice.
"Sorry boss. With the shortfalls in my target revenue over the past 3 bonusless years, I have had to suspend my two-week-notice policy. Please accept this $100 Amazon gift card as a token of my appreciation."
I've never been given two weeks notice when being laid off, unless there's a contract forcing them to. Fuck 'em!
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