I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with y'all in this ⭕ club, but y'all have some serious issues.
I have been killing myself all damn day, trying to make soap for you ingrates, and this is how you treat your elders.
I ought to put each one of you over my knee, and give you a what for.
But I'm a gentle, kind, and patient man.
So knock it the fuck off!
Also, I need to make a correction to Mahmouds intro. I am a _very_ mediocre lawyer. The idea that I would be averagely mediocre was insulting.
Oh, you were insulted? Quit with this sissy shit, and man the fuck up. Lawyers,.. prima fucking Donna's.
Again, I'm a Secunda Donna. I know my place.
What the fuck is a Secunda Donna? Using big words to impress me?
He’s hoping to impress you and get a free bar of soap
He's already got my soap. He'll whore his feet out for a cpl Sats.
I would never impress you.
You actually do, but your mealy mouth bullshit detracts from it.
Some lawyers have feelings you know
Fuck them
I love it, have you seen my banner on my profile main page? best AI generated image I've ever made.
That's 😎. Might steal that, unless u going to sue.
Naw go for it. Open Source all insult imagery.
This is my fav
The GOAT
What y'all been crashing Nostr over today?
Nada here, I'm about to go deep on some fiat work, but Ill check in later for the chaos.
Just got thru with first batch of Peppermint Tallow. Took two tries. Screwed the pooch on first one.
Hell yeah!!!…that’s what we need🤔…a lil more “what for” in the ⭕️ 😳🤦🏽♂️😂 
What have you been starting today stache. Everytime I leave the house for just a cpl hrs, you start bullying ppl.
I don’t do it cuz I want to🤔…I do it cuz these pansies need it🤨…it’s a public service really🤷🏽♂️…I’m told I’ll get a tax credit from the council👍🏽
Elon has cancelled that. He has found that you are a drain on the system. The council is considering a revocation of your ⭕ credentials.
Hilarious. 😂
Did you make this?
If yes - 20 points
If no - back to the mines. Rocks need crushing.
Be honest.
Uhmmmmm🤔….yeah?!…yeah!! I made it myself😳….yeah, that’s the ticket, I made it myself🫡 
🧐🤔
nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve
I don’t think he made it. Be prepared for his biggest point deduction yet. This could be it for him/her.
🤦🏽♂️ 
Did you make this one? I don’t think so
Dude!??!…have we met?…allow me to introduce my self I’m nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and I’m technically retarded (it’s one of the founding tenets of the ⭕️) 
What are the founding tenets of the ⭕️? 🤔
One 💍 for the technically retarded
One 💍 for the athletically challenged/conceited hockey lads
One 💍 for the genitally challenged/
meh🤭dood
One 💍 for those on the spectrum (quants with more questions than answers)
…and one ⭕️ to bind them 🤔🫡
What about those members with retarded sexual organs?
https://video.nostr.build/df61b255210b220923984c77aa526878a4e4d1e97a3e59f028e92dcb1e822676.mp4
Non premium membership…they get external catheters 🤔🫡
Is this you?
Premium member🤨
I get an in dwelling catheter 😳😂
How do you get premium membership? I’m asking for a friend
Funny u should ask🤔😳
It’s a complex formula requiring high level cypherin’ …to include (but not limited to) weighted averages of level o retardedness, financial privilege, hotness and promiscuity of primary female relatives (we don’t advertise that one🤫🤐) and not setting off Mcd (this is an important one …the fallout can go on for a while😳)
Thank u for ur interest 
And the basis of a fine frenship with nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 
B* careful w/these, they are slippery{algae + pond scum]/ i would give them a good scrubbing with th@ soap 1st. soap/soapp-so there iz th@*/*
This is not magical soap dude. It doesn't contain farie dust.
i've seen your site, SoapMiner, & i said 0 about fariez, butbutt, Can
Rand is glitching. I love it. 🧐🤔🏆🔥🕹️
Autist have issues. ⭕
t Y, took that rite from the head
I have crystal ball.
right or left?!
It won't say. Being obstinate. 🤷
shake & bounce 4 resultz
Already did. Even kicked it. Nuttin.
hav U asked DOOD 4 ASSist?!
No dood 4 ass. You're thinking of Stacey. She got it going on.
assUme is fairplay bro, butbutt, might Add uP different LY
I didn't put in an application
hey Sats, not sure of SoapMiner, i think he missspelled DOOD 'z nym_2x/idk _wth/____ffs*
Take the remainder of his rations for the day and give it to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95
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