Yo mama is so skinny, her nipples touch!
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Ya momma so fat and dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!
No momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said "no no that's a face even you can't love" and tried to put her back in
Yo mama so hairy people think she's an Ewok!
To momma so old her highschool sweetheart was Fred Flintstone
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.
Yup momma so poor she lives in a town with 1 stop light and it say "mosey" and "don't mosey"