Don’t feel bad. I’m too stupid to figure out how people fall for that too.

We had one lesson on world affairs in our last year. It was taken by our maths teacher.

He did a ninety minute dash from gengis khan to the wipe out of the arawaks.

It was only years later I realised why he did it. People who hate socialism use the ussr as the example.

People who hate capitalism use swimdlers as the example.

Words like love and hate actually describe behaviours.

Words like capitalism and socialism only describe people.

And that is why they stayed in high school