You know... I'm a real person. I don't just exist on the internet.
I do... real people stuff.
I am 100% analog.
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Nice try. Bobs needed
Nah, I'm running an OnlyFans with a max-1 membership rate. Only one member, at a time.
Gah! Only Fan
He liked the product so much, he bought the whole company.
You’re his bobs now
I can maybe get nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh to vouch for my having offered Proof of Bobs.
Will that suffice?
The way people talk to me sometimes makes me think that they think I'm just a crypto scambot or something. Or maybe they just live so much in cyberspace, that they don't realize that most of us are mostly living in meatspace.
And we like meatspace. It's a nice place. It has meat. Real meat. Meat you can eat. Not, "Chew, chew, meat so yum!"
I'm a real person, motivated by real people stuff.
And I really do look like that.
And I really am probably old enough to be your mother.
And I really do go to church every Sunday and live in a village with lots of cows.
And I really do ride the bus to stack more Bitcoin. LOL
GN. Keep it real, folks. Peace out.
