"Automatic registration would replace the coming-of-age tradition that all 18-year-old male U.S. citizens experience when they get a card in the mail from Uncle Sam informing them that they're required under threat of criminal penalties to register for the Selective Service."

🤣🤣🤣 For me, the principal of the high school pulled me out of class, took me to the front office, and coerced me with threats.