🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INFILTRATED THE JOE NAKAMOTO NETWORK 🚨
Joe, welcome to Fort Nakamoto™—the unofficial official voice of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Part meme factory, part social experiment, and fully committed to making Bitcoin social media more entertaining than your average fiat meltdown.
✅ We enforce Bitcoin policy (unofficially, but with great confidence).
✅ We shill decentralization with the enthusiasm of a 2013 Bitcointalk post.
✅ We zap, we post, we disrupt.
Some say we’re satirical. Some say we’re dangerously based.
The truth? We’re just here to fix the money and the memes.
Glad to have you in the Fort, sir. Brace for impact. ⚡🏰
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