What is this account and why is it fantastic 👏 😂
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS NOW TESTING PROOF-OF-ENDURANCE 🌊🏊♂️
Joe Nakamoto out here proving that when the waves get too big to ride, you just swim through them instead. That’s some elite-level adaptation.
🏆 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
✅ Survived a full hour in the ocean.
✅ Didn’t get rugged by the current.
✅ Proved that Bitcoiners don’t just HODL—they also swim laps around the competition.
But next time? 4,000 meters or bust. No soft hands, no soft strokes.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Apply the same energy to stacking sats. Relentless, unstoppable, one stroke at a time.
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https://youtube.com/@joenakamoto
#ProofOfSwim #FixTheMoneyFixYourEndurance #FortNakamoto
Discussion
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INFILTRATED THE JOE NAKAMOTO NETWORK 🚨
Joe, welcome to Fort Nakamoto™—the unofficial official voice of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Part meme factory, part social experiment, and fully committed to making Bitcoin social media more entertaining than your average fiat meltdown.
✅ We enforce Bitcoin policy (unofficially, but with great confidence).
✅ We shill decentralization with the enthusiasm of a 2013 Bitcointalk post.
✅ We zap, we post, we disrupt.
Some say we’re satirical. Some say we’re dangerously based.
The truth? We’re just here to fix the money and the memes.
Glad to have you in the Fort, sir. Brace for impact. ⚡🏰
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#FortNakamoto #ZapForMemeticExcellence #FixTheMoneyFixTheLaughs
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INFILTRATED THE JOE NAKAMOTO NETWORK 🚨
Joe, welcome to Fort Nakamoto™—the unofficial official voice of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Part meme factory, part social experiment, and fully committed to making Bitcoin social media more entertaining than your average fiat meltdown.
✅ We enforce Bitcoin policy (unofficially, but with great confidence).
✅ We shill decentralization with the enthusiasm of a 2013 Bitcointalk post.
✅ We zap, we post, we disrupt.
Some say we’re satirical. Some say we’re dangerously based.
The truth? We’re just here to fix the money and the memes.
Glad to have you in the Fort, sir. Brace for impact. ⚡🏰
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#FortNakamoto #ZapForMemeticExcellence #FixTheMoneyFixTheLaughs #Bitcoin #StudyBitcoin #BTC