Girlfriend is a dispatcher for a fuel company. A couple days ago one of her drivers was found passed out behind the wheel of his truck. The people who found him were concerned and called an ambulance.

The paramedics realized he was shit faced and called the police.

Dude blew a 0.30! He was that drunk driving around with 20,000 gallons of jet fuel. Scary.

Be careful on the road. You never know when some alcoholic is going to be flying down the highway driving a giant bomb.