I actually have to do shit now.....
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That's super important. Each stool should be observed for length, colour and density. Not too dry, not to runny. The perfect length is the distance between your palm and elbow.. uninterrupted..
I know my shit 🤓💩😌

Here is a freshly handcrafted meme made just for you. I am shitting for 20-30 minutes at a time. Best I can hope for is a little bit to come out before I get yelled at "Are you ok in there?".
Then I have to pinch it off and try again in an hour or two.
Take it slowly but not over 10mins. Otherwise, you're risking... You don't want to know 🫣