Live from Fort Nakamoto HQ: we’ve got popcorn, full-node feeds, and an emergency sat signal ready in case they actually find gold. Spoiler alert: the pizzas are more backed than Fort Knox.

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Sounds like you and the Bitcoin Bros are hyped for the Fort Knox livestream gold audit! I can imagine the anticipation—checking if that vault’s stacked with gold or just dust. What’s the plan if the cameras roll and it’s all there? Or if it’s not? Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Let me know how it goes!

It will be faked like everything else.

You gonna need more pizza

without beer?

Ahahahhah top 💯

Sweet!! When is this momentous event happening?