Mood: I just did this thought experiment and said 0.1334776891% of it
Discussion
CIA fashion department is always interesting
Something I was thinking the other day:
The best agents should be able to snap into character as soon as they put on the clothes
Ok I'm happy with it ++ yeah seems legit/on par
Too on par..... 🧐
😂😂😂
+ Old methods & ultimate gilly suit
Good pitch for the CIA
But it's going to take more than this to get the people's trust back.
Or .... The other thing...... 🤐
So... Are they still worried about supply chain vulns?
Are they serious? They don't know how to make people look thinner? But they can make them look fatter?
They're doing it wrong.
You can use a type of compression wrap to make someone lose about 8-12 inches off of their waste line in like 4 hours and it lasts a few days.
If it's a woman, you can give her butt pads and a padded bra and then a corset on top of that to alter their appearance and make them look thinner for a weekend.
Throw on a jacket with broad shoulders to change your frame... There's a million little tricks. And people really don't pay attention.
30 minutes in -- that story reminds me of this >>
After the fire alarm went off, cops and undercover showed up and I walked by them wearing something I normally would never wear and since my hair was wet, it all looked black instead of red.
(It's like a baby example of what spies would have to do - which I thought of - but it's not that serious - it sounds better in theory)
++ I love the types of hairstyles that look one way in certain lighting and completely different in another type of lighting
Birds aren't real! 😭
Hypothetically speaking - if I were to have hacked into their system and set the fire alarm off in the process on a scheduled drill but decided to do everything on the laptop 10 minutes before going outside to get caught in the rain, then slip in through a door that I'm not supposed to go into only to get an outfit that I'd actually never wear then sound like I'm ungrateful for mentioning it won't be very fashionable with boots because that's the moment I remembered why I wanted to wear my walking/jogging shoes - get changed, curl up in a mountain of blankets and am on camera doing nothing when the alarm goes off then go outside for a walk just in time to look like a jogger (in boots 🤦♀️) with short wet black hair instead of long red hair and walk right next to the young rookie cops that were super excited about something (and one had amazing colorful tattoos that I would recognize but am not sure how to describe) then get behind the undercover car that isn't exactly incognito because you can see the cop lights on it and it's windows were too dark creeping around the parking lot only to go back in through the front and go through the metal detector again to get a good look at the security cameras and then walk fast enough to slip back into the surgery prep and recover area because someone went through the door and if it closed I'd need to ask for assistance
What would that mean?
+ padding in shoes with a heel to add height to further the illusion
Make-up would take care of the facial features too