My wallet is finally unlocked. Tell me a joke , funniest joke is getting big time zapped. I'll check back here in 45 min. ⚡️

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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick 🧱

Why do wives have boobs?

So that husbands have something to look at when they are talking to them 😊

😂

Omg hahaha 😂😂 you’re jokes are spot on 🤙🙌

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It wasn’t very funny, you’re just a simp.

Better to simp on your sister. I remember you

More lying. Cope.

Better than to*

And she’s like “My eyes are up here” 😅

Wives don't say that bruh

Got me there 🤣

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there.”

What do you call someone lying on your doorstep?

Matt

What are Eskimo’s favorite bar to go to? Club Baby Seals

BSV.

(That's it. That's the joke.)

Followed🤝

You win!

Zap inbound ⚡️

Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

Jamaican student: "the cheetah is faster dandelion"

…how many zaps does it take for a joke not to bomb? 🤷🏾‍♂️

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Why did Faketoshi cross the road?

To sue the chicken for infringing on his BSV patent!

Thanks everyone for there contributions! Got lots of laughs!

Cardano.

That’s it, that is the joke

Parent joke: Why can’t you give Elsa (from frozen ) a balloon

She’ll let it go