Discussion
You need to make an coherent argument for a solution.
Are you trying to make a case for Mutiny being private LN payments?
Are you saying enuts is not custodial?
Do you know the point you are trying to make?
Mutiny allows you to use fedimints.
It doesn't matter if a small amount of spending comes with some custodial risk if you gain privacy in the process.
But clearly the increasing optionality on bitcoin is never going to pump your bags so you are going to be opposed to all of it. Good luck with that.