Dream laptop:
14" 1920x1200 500 nits matte
4-6 Xeon cores
64gb ECC RAM
2x2280 nvme raid 1
Coreboot, IntelME disabled
Internal battery
No cameras or microphones
SD card slot (I can haz two?)
Crappy speakers, bare minimum
Blobfree wireless
Three USB-A ports, two USB-C (one at rear for charging)
No external display ports
Keyboard from a Thinkpad X220
Touchpad from a MacBook
Wide range operating conditions, humidity, temp etc.
Must support stock Fedora Workstation
It can be an inch thick and up to 3 lbs so long as it is sturdy and quiet.
Should be optimized to run plugged in for long periods without wearing down the battery.
