Your honor...what defense counsel refers to as "the back most row" is actually a box reserved for celebrities and the super rich, a location _most_ ripe for appearance on the tittygrab kiss cam res ipsa loquitor your honor, they are in a box _designed_ to be broadcast publicly, and they knew it. Exhibit B your honor, a baggy full of mdma granuals located in the defendant's pocket from the evening provided by the soon-to-be- exwife and we move for a tox screen. This horndog was tittygrabbing under the influence of tittygrab pills
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Is that right? Oops. At least she was super hot...
FWIW Im making up all this evidence.
Oh, thought you were more informed than me. Well done.
It really does look like they're at the top of bleachers with nothing behind them. Doesn't really stand up in court, but to his credit he was at least trying to be discreet (I think). He just couldn't resist the sweet stylings of Coldplay, to his demise
Barry white would have got him butt naked.