me being a programmer: I can build anything! I am unstoppable! The universe is mine!

me trying to add a table to my email in outlook:

I need an adult

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Me: Feels like a god running QubesOS

coworker: "ok great thats nice. Now can you share your screen turn on your camera and mic so we can get to actually doing some work?"

me: "ok gimmie a minute"

QubesOS: "You puny mud monkey"

You just captured the entire privacy struggle in one post. Congrats. ๐ŸŽ‰

Followed by a moment of wistfulness reflecting on your pre-privacy journey and how nice ignorance was

You can always buy a cheap Chromebook and keep it wrapped in aluminum foil when youโ€™re not in a zoom meeting. ๐Ÿคฃ

Am seriously considering some manifestation of that ๐Ÿ˜‚

This is me using Word

I will never get back the time I lost formatting my signatures in outlook