Me on a date: I'm selling my house to buy more Bitcoin. Plus you never truly own your house
Them: Real estate is the best investment and no one can take it from you!
Me: Birth control is unnatural.
Them: no it's not!
Me: I pretty much eat only meat as it's the most nutrient dense food.
Them: But you need fiber!
Me: π€£π¬π #datestr
