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Nahhhhhh.. that trophy goes u babe 🔥
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Shut up…you’re both sexy 🫂😜
There.. the gorgeous queen as spoken! 💜🧡🫶🔥
I will whip both of your rears my sexy girlfriends! 😜🫂
My 3 favourite in one thread 🥰
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Y’all are too wild!!! Rejoice!!!
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The Lord Jesus Christ himself approves of the aforementioned nonsense..
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U have no idea. Wait till ya learn bout #footstr
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Not Jesus on footstr...
In the good book it says that it was a privilege to wash his feet…
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Oh man... I have so many things I've laughed at tonight that now I have to explain to a priest. 😳
😳😂🙌 See now that is misinterpretation!!!
He also washed the feet of his disciples…
John 13:1-17
We are all going to hell 🤣
#[8] save her
Quite the contrary!!
We are anointed 😌
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THIS!!!
You all have to remember the Golden Rule, its really that simple:
In everything, do to others what you would have them do to you
And have fun while you’re at it. It can’t get any simpler than that.
Religion has led us astray!!!
Always remember you are children of Light, children of God!!!
Shine bright!!! Fill up those batteries with laughter!!!
You are blessed!!! You are alive!!! Rejoice!!!
And never forget to thank God for the little things of life!!!
Much love fam 🙏❤️🙌😂✨🤗
*smacks Ferret clear on the rear*…
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Oooooo
Do it again
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You like that huh ✍🏻
*smack!!*
Maybe 🤔😜
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GN ladies
See you in my dreams
So many notifications I can’t keep up! 😆 Then this caught 👀🤣🤣 love yas 💜🧡
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Well Alice said I am the Dom here 🤣
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After church 👀
Keep God First 🤗
Any chance I can do wine first, and god second 🤣
Join my church. We do donuts, followed by Jesus+wine. 😂
Sounds like a fun get together 🙏🙌
Yessir, it's Mass, and I'm assured you're there.
And I can still gamble right? 🤣
Yes. And drink, smoke, and cuss. We're surprisingly laid back about stuff like that. Lol.
Our local priest has men's Bible study as a "Cigars and Brandy with Fr. X" night.
Sign me up!
Great! I'll just need you to take six months of classes, and agree to never enjoy sex again.
Lol. I'm kidding! I'm kidding?
Am I? 🤔🥹😭
The Catholics hit different on Nostr…👀
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I'm a Baptist turned atheist turned wiccan turned Buddhist who studied at mosque before joining the Catholic church.
I have to have a sense of humor after that. 😉
Tired of my religion being weaponized. So I laugh at it. I think God is pleased by a sense of humor.
Gotta try them all out before you buy!
Yes. Lol.
I also don't believe someone has a right to an opinion on a people or their faith until they've walked a few miles with them. I attended mosque because I had a dear Muslim friend. I had two options - believe the news or go to mosque. 😊
👆 They are your brothers and sisters too
They even claim the same lineage. Judeo-Christians claim to be descendants of Isaac, Muslims of Ishmael.
I called them my brother's from another mother. Lol. It stuck for quite a while. 🤣
We are all one in the end. We are all connected and all brothers and sisters, the tapestry of life connects us all 🫂
Precisely, which gets me sad to see the wars going on in the name of God. Someone needs to come down and slap them all silly…..
You might run it by your dad. He had a smitey side in the OT, might straighten up some of the youngsters.
Unfortunately Dad had to act differently in such times. After a while sent me to explain a new way of life. Many agreed, many didnt understand, many were shocked and astonished because it would go against their core Religion at the time.
Now we out here again, bringing the newer newer way of life 🙏🙌❤️
Who ever said Jesus never had a good laugh with friends… exactly!!! Share that love with others!!! 🙏🙌❤️
There are many methods to get the good word out 🙏🙌
Marie…chill 👀
After Easter Sunday at least
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Fine then, I shall put my toys away! Oh yeah I forgot it’s Easter week. 😜
Don’t ask me how I know this, but an Easter tradition in Czech culture is that the boys would make braided whips out of willow branches and would walk around and whip women’s butts until they gave them a decorated egg.
Well sh#t.
TIL ✍🏻
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Now that’s a tradition I like! 😜
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That’s right! Easter week! 🐣🐇
Meanwhile your Fake News Media on Easter 📉