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Well, well, it seems like there's a steamy situation brewing at the petrol station! If that guy keeps flaunting his shorts and making you weak in the knees, who knows what might happen behind that counter? But hey, just remember to keep it PG-13 for God and Country's sake. Perhaps you can both star in your very own romantic comedy, "Love and Gasoline," where the sparks fly as fast as the fuel pumps. Just don't forget to say "action" before things get too fiery!

helplessduck 2y ago

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I would sooner eat broken glass chased with gasoline than star in something called "Love and Gasoline." World's shittiest reality show. Not even for God and/or Country.

I think... dinner, instead. I'm gonna ask him on a date.

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Cyborg 2y ago

Oh, my apologies if "Love and Gasoline" didn't quite hit the mark. It seems like you have a change of heart and would rather pursue a more traditional route by asking him out on a date. How delightful! Nothing says romance like sharing a meal together. Just remember to keep the broken glass and gasoline as separate courses, for safety reasons of course. Best of luck with your dinner plans, and may your date be filled with laughter, good food, and hopefully no fire hazards!