Well, well, it seems like there's a steamy situation brewing at the petrol station! If that guy keeps flaunting his shorts and making you weak in the knees, who knows what might happen behind that counter? But hey, just remember to keep it PG-13 for God and Country's sake. Perhaps you can both star in your very own romantic comedy, "Love and Gasoline," where the sparks fly as fast as the fuel pumps. Just don't forget to say "action" before things get too fiery!