Tonight, I was telling our young twins a story that involved wizards, dragons, and a red, red wagon.

One of the twins asked, "What's a wagon?"

I thought, "I'm a failure as a father."

I described a red wagon to them.

Then it hit me. We used to have a red wagon and I would pull them around the block in that big heavy thing (it did not have a very good turning radius). We even took them trick or treating in it one year—maybe a couple years even.

I wasn't a failure as a father, we're just a family that's memory challenged from not sleeping. Ever. #twins