yup ain’t scared of those succulent cartoon schlongs

just wait until my wife takes a sip of this tea I’m making her

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Thought this might suit better πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I mean this is what I tell myself almost everyday at work πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. Similar visuals πŸ˜‚

Psilocybin? πŸ€—

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ saving that ace up the sleeve for the next time she insists on having mushrooms on the pizza knowing that I hate mushrooms.

lol. I love it. My wife hates mushrooms, but savors the flavor. It’s a texture thing for her, which makes no sense to me as she savors. Other. Textured. Flavors. ☺️ What is that blue bruise on this tasty mushroom?! It’s all good.