Introducing Coffee Tallow! I did a test batch by infusing the Tallow with coffee, using a strong coffee for the lye solution, and this is the end product. Lathers and cleans like all of our other soaps, but has the aroma of coffee baked in. Literally!
I only have 7 bars. Each weighs approximately 4.5 oz each. If you want one, DM me. Cost is 10k Sats. That will include shipping in Continental US only. 
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Peanut gallery chimes in! π
Is that the name of your next soap?
Wait this gave me an earring like Mr Clean.
Lmao. I always thought you had one, but realize now I was seeing it wrong...
Fwiw, I didn't ask ChatGPT to give you one. π
nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09ug4n6q3 is now Mr Clean! Spokesperson for nostr:nprofile1qqsppdnxpjc82jlm3yn9gawhv7p4nm69a3f80rg5ycw305xned2s0hcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj76z75w5!
Dammit nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09ug4n6q3! What is wrong with you?! π
Derek might be the only person on nostr with nothing wrong with him.
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No such animal. Everyone on Nostr is a retarded psychopath. And I mean, EVERYONE!
lol
π€ we are your customers sir!
Me: What are you angry about, I just forgot what we are doing this weekend.
Wife: Because it's just weird you don't know. I told you, I expect you should know! You're just so weird!
Me: Oh yeah? You think I'm weird? Well, I can top that! You, you, you... You're NORMAL!
Wife: Aaaah! NO, I am not!
normal people don't exist, everyone is a retarded psychopath in their own way, it's just that some people don't hide it
This crazy SOB just merged #coffeechain with sexy bathtub photos.
Was wondering what this was
Just playing around with new scents and methods. Tradecraft 101.
Been using this for the last few days. Pick yourself up a bar or the 3 left.
If I slather this all over my body, am I not going to sleep for like, 3 days? π
4 days sir.
That sounds wonderful! One of these days...
