So your answers are apparently -

1. No answer

2. No

3. No

New questions -

1. Are you actually dumb enough to think I'll click on your link, or are you just using this waste of my time to entertain people who think it's funny to waste my time?

2. Either way, if you think about it for a second, you realize I'm not gonna believe you about "something that will help" enough to click the link, right?