"It's 5 am, just got done grounding myself, time for my sauna and cold plunge"

[Cut to bitcoiner eating a raw steak]

"I used to have ulcerative collitis. I still do, but I used to too"

[Checks the bitcoin price]

"Time to go to my job as an insurance broker. Gotta stay humble and stack sats"

[Cut to bitcoiner scrolling through millions of bitcoin podcasts]

"Lunch time, brought a pocket steak"

[Bitcoiner awkwardly eats a bloody steak from a plastic bag]

[Checks the bitcoin price]

"Time to orange pill some people"

"Do you guys take bitcoin? No? ...ok"

[Bitcoiner standing by the road holding a sign that says "vote for bitcoin"]

"Let's see what the latest is on nostr"

[Comes home to an empty room, grabs his only place setting from the cabinet]

"Steak time"

[Cecks the bitcoin price]

"Check out my library"

[Just 30 copies of The Bitcoin Standard]

"Can't wait for Nashville"