Tech hates me. Today a new-ish vacuum cleaner died on me and a doorknob stayed in my hand as a bonus. Last week my smartwatch stopped responding to touch and my iphone is lately often stuck. It's so often and since ever that my IT frens and husband don't laugh at me anymore, just take it as my feature. Once I was told it's like I'm on the opposite side of tech spectrum, my energy screws IT things up.

I'm going back to reading tarot and will get a crystal ball.๐Ÿคจ Shame that I can't rename myself with some shortcut of Bear and Witch.๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜†

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We should vote for you as EU digital agenda commisary then.

Oh yeees. I would do my best. And I can't possibly be worse than what we have๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ฉ

I cause big computer systems to crash, very often when I'm trying to check out while getting groceries. I'm not quite as effective as you, but, I understand. ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’š

You can find me by tuning your pineal gland to channel 5.

I'm searching, but shouldn't I press some button first?

Maybe you forgot to make the clicky-remote sound? I'm old school that way.

MissTique Ursula

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In the Harry Potter lore this happens to people with magic potential.

Like if magic would be some kind of ionizing radiation which can switch bits in computer memories or DNA which could lead to malfunctions.

For this reason space aircrafts usually use old chips which have bigger circuits because this happens less often in them or use redundant computers (SpaceX), so computations are checked if results are the same.

So try to buy some space-grade computer. ๐Ÿ˜€