oooooo mmap() oooooo

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I had to learn Assembler, at one point, but that is in my dark past.

i loved assembler, i was using Macro68 back in the day... funny i can't remember the name of the 3d graphics app that the same friend i got that from gave me. imagine? lol, i can't remember, the assembler was lit, it was like crossing BASIC and C

Masochist spotted.

slow and steady wins the race

language features lead to bloated binaries, more difficult to resolve bugs and idk even what to say about the swarming menagerie of build systems for C++ and Rust and Java, i mean, come on... i can get on a fresh installed PC and be running a server from source in like 10 minutes, try that with any of these other "server programming" languages.

you can still whip it out. Noscrypt could probably use some more assembly :)

do you have access to a SIMD version of SHA256? that's what i use on realy: https://github.com/minio/sha256-simd

At the moment no. I rely on the underlying crypto libraries for that. That would be a micro-optimisation at the moment.

Oh, don't. Michael already dragged me into the frontend and now poor Nusa trails behind me with a mop and bucket because I'm such a noob.

They were asking for people who know COBOL at work and me like

I've been reading the comments. Yall killed so many kittens last night XD

Every time someone gets a notification because a client dev doesn’t implement muting threads a kitten dies 🤣

(this one is fine)