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koby 2y ago

what would you do if you woke up and saw 1 whole Bitcoin added to your wallet from some anon?

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Mr. Sat Stacker 2y ago

Zap you Fukers 1 bitcoin.

koby 2y ago

It’s impossible to zap 1 whole Bitcoin

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

FukerS plural

many zaps

possible af

koby 2y ago

It is physically impossible to zap a single person 7 sats 14,285,715 times.

no₿ody™ 🧱 2y ago

No hue

koby 2y ago

Oke. I’ll send. But im about 50,000 sats short. I blacked out and then boom. Gone. Don’t know wat happened.

Mr. Sat Stacker 2y ago

Bingo.

Geist 2y ago

Next question, what would you do if you woke up and found some anon pushed every sat of your liquidity in one direction and you collected the routing fees?

koby 2y ago

😮

corndalorian 2y ago

So like 23 sats in routing fees? 🤣

Geist 2y ago

Yes, what say you modern man?

corndalorian 2y ago

I say every LN node operator needs a good Nostr zap revenue strategy to subsidize their channel open/close fees 😂😂

Geist 2y ago

They'd probably be pretty annoyed by you doing that, id be begging people to help push liquidity the other direction rather than eat those on-chain fees.