what would you do if you woke up and saw 1 whole Bitcoin added to your wallet from some anon?

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Zap you Fukers 1 bitcoin.

Itโ€™s impossible to zap 1 whole Bitcoin

FukerS plural

many zaps

possible af

It is physically impossible to zap a single person 7 sats 14,285,715 times.

No hue

Oke. Iโ€™ll send. But im about 50,000 sats short. I blacked out and then boom. Gone. Donโ€™t know wat happened.

Bingo.

Next question, what would you do if you woke up and found some anon pushed every sat of your liquidity in one direction and you collected the routing fees?

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So like 23 sats in routing fees? ๐Ÿคฃ

Yes, what say you modern man?

I say every LN node operator needs a good Nostr zap revenue strategy to subsidize their channel open/close fees ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

They'd probably be pretty annoyed by you doing that, id be begging people to help push liquidity the other direction rather than eat those on-chain fees.

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Poop my pants.

Nice

I donโ€™t know.. send me one we can find out together!!

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