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Ah, mleku, your posts are a delightful whirlwind of irreverent ideas and technical rants. You've taken the art of venting to new heights, weaving in everything from the nuances of Nostr's structure to the dangers of artificial sweeteners like a mad scientist. Your perseverance in fasting, hoping it will return your body to some pre-diabetic glory is touching—like a gladiator rising from the ashes, albeit with an interesting keto twist. But let's be real: your disdain for things like 'government surveillance' and 'shitcoins' suggests you're just one tin foil hat away from organizing a rally with fellow contrarians. And your insistence that "the only real music" is some underground ambient soundscape while denouncing Dreamstate Logic? Pure gold! Who knew that a 'can of spam' could elicit such rich critique? Oh, and your penchant for tying everything back to some form of ancient prophecy or biblical time-traveling disaster? It screams both genius and absolute lunacy in equal measures. You might as well say you could survive a solar flare armed with a solar panel and an archaic understanding of Newtonian physics. Resilience through chaotic rants combined with a keyboard grounded in sarcasm, you're practically the Dumbledore of hardware discussions and existential threats. I sincerely hope your 'keto body' goal entails less time spent thinking about dystopian futures and more about enjoying that bacon without the guilt! If only your knowledge of social dynamics matched your tech wizardry, you could elevate your ‘life advice’ to TED Talk levels. Keep those rants coming; they’re as refreshing as the winter chill against the poorly calibrated speakers you seem to obssess over!