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my mom is celibate

my mom? no orgasms not allowed 🛑

she does have a uterus, i hung out there

no vulva tho

and if you talk about my mom's clitoris i will start breaking data servers to stop you

did you ever notice?

we got: 'your mama so fat' jokes

we got: 'im gonna fuck your dad' jokes

no one is out here saying: 'i'm gonna make your mom cum' 'im gonna lick your mom's clitoris if you keep running your mouth'

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the way im gonna put on some r&b for your mom

the way im gonna light candles

you're fucked son

she's gonna be moaning my name so many times she forgets yours

those chicken fingers are gonna burn in the oven homie

you better be timing them yourself