Sorry, you call Monero a shitcoin all you want, but wont change that Bitcoin is not fungible. How can money with unique histories be fungble? Keyword in the definition of fungibility is "indistinguishable"
>"Privacy and scalability were sacrificed for security and reliability."
I understand and that is fine, but that is the tradeoff it makes.
Fedimint privacy/funigbility is good, but is custodial so is not a full replacement for Monero. Also a rehypothecation risk from the mint. Although I hear El Sirion is working on something to address that.