ffs #[0]​ you need a zapaholics anonymous meeting stat. Anyone seen #[1]​ & #[2]​?

If not, #[3]​ please tell your padawan to behave.

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So you yield?

sigh…

nope

Been sober from a zapping spree for almost two weeks now I think, don’t worry I can’t stay clean for long

From zapping!! This came off wrong 🤦‍♀️

Get in here girlfriend and zap these dudes with me!

I’m too scared of the frog man, we’re you here for the great frog war?

I’m driving home. I’ll make sure everyone is electrocuted appropriately before I hit the 🥃

Remember island you’re on our team now

No he’s not…he’s with me!

Keep dreaming

#[5]​ #[6]​ #[7]

She must be dealt with swiftly and severely

You know I said it before and I’ll say it again…go hard or go home!

💣 🐸

#[9]​ #[10]​ #[11]​

I think that’s all you not ded

Speak language, 🐸! What you saying? 🐶🐾🤣

Zap kangaroo lady

He’s just shocked from that ⚡️probably fainted

🤣😂 I’m ded. This is grown up adulting money being thrown around now

And…we’re done! 🙏

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now we are

That’s all folks 1.6 million to 🐸 and that should do it for today1

Sleep with one eye open my friend

⚡️

except I countered muahahaha

Hmmm ok

fuck fuckity duck fuck fuck sick duck fuck

If you could pin notes this would be a good one 📌 📝

📌 👍😆🙌

Can’t pin… but can boost!😆

lmao…I apparently clicked post on that

I missed a hell of a banger tonight apparently. Y’all were throwing some serious money around tonight. Ok ballers, I see you! 👀💰

And it felt like this 🤣

It got out of hand.

Speak for yourself

They broke zaplife LOL

Holy fucking shit Marie!

🫡

Here you can see Marie’s brain after years of zapohol abuse 🤣 🧠 ⚡️

I’m sure the Doctor 🐸 can interpret this for us 🤣

Bahahabhahaha🤣🤣

It looks like a ⚡️ brain.

🤣🤣🤣 im dying

Ohhh my gosh🤣🤣🤣 my tummy hurts 🤣🤣🤣

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you too doc

I think 🐸 is not actually a Doc…I think he really is a comedian 🤣

PHD in Zaponomics

that’s fair

Your patients must love u!

15/10 bedside manner

Don’t ask what he does to his patients that are under anesthesia

Wait..what..I’ve been under anaesthesia so many times 👀

😅

😬They’re probably jammin out to NSYNC…or worse…Nickleback

Oof

🤮

The band everyone loves to hate 😂

Oh what a feeling

not a gas guy

Sounds like something a gas guy would say..

i mean there’s several gas guys here (doc, dash, and bitcoinmd I think are all smart gas guys).

I hope they don’t listen to Nickleback in the OR.

You know when I was under anesthesia I’m pretty sure that the anesthesiologist played with my hair.

But it felt nice, so idk 🫠

😳

Wait…how do you even know that if you were under?

He told me to count backwards from 100 while gently stroking my head…

👉🏻👈🏻

Is that not procedure 👀

What does this mean?

👉👈

Is this a sword fight or what?

How did you come to this conclusion!!

Y’all are on one, I swear 🤣

What is it then?

It means I’m unsure!!

👁️👄👁️

😂 🤷‍♂️

Dats wut it looks like

👁️ 👄 👁️

And this means kiss me between the eyes?

It’s my facial expression 2pac!!

I need wine…🍷

Lordt

👁️ 👄 🍷 👁️

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Don’t act like you don’t love me Alice

I love you 2pac 💜

🫂

👁️💜👁️

🤣🤣🤣

You’re lucky #[9]​ is here to resuscitate!!

🤣

Good night fam it’s been a slice

GN fren🫶

Lol oh man what a set of notifications to wake up to 🤣💜

💔 💀 + 👊 🐸 👊 = ❤️🙂

or at least that’s my CPR

I enjoy this cpr explanation immensely.

🧘🏼‍♀️

What hair?…

On my head!!

🤣🤣

I wasn’t violated.

Probably.

🤣

I’ve worked the OR.. they do😆

😭…it’s decided then

ima start getting playlists from surgeons before they’re approved to operate I can already see the convo with admin:

Admin: “Why won’t you let them operate?”

Me: “I don’t trust their judgement.”

Admin: “Why?”

Me: “They listen to Nickleback in the OR.”

Admin: “…”

Me: “Don’t worry about it, I already contacted the medical board.”

Who’s the patient?…

CHAD KROEGER

☠️ 🤣

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Rest in piss

🤣🤣

Omg I can’t.

On account of the Nickelback in OR….

It’s pretty late in the right side up country, shouldn’t you all be asleep now 🤣

And miss all the feets? 😆😅

You know very well we don’t sleep!! 😆

You’re not helping the situation Marie!!

Need an emoji for CPR resuscitate cause I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What does that do? Make "new" emojis?!

It was supposed to be this gif ?itemid=3545240

Celestial transfer prevention specialist 😌

🧘🏼‍♀️

#[3]​ brain as well…my partner in crime ⚡️

I took my doge to the park today, then went to dinner. #[11]​ takes the 👑 today. PV

Thank you 👑

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN OF ZAPSTRALIA

Or as #[8]​ has very generously made a badge for me…Queen of Thunder!

Queen of Thunda Down Unda!

Dope

Whilst I am very humbled by all your support and love, we are ALL winners here together! Seriously we are living the dream friends, connecting from all around this amazing world 🫂💜 Here’s to more friendly battles and laughs 🍷🍾⚡️😂

💯 all about have a laugh.

Nostr and bitcoin on Lightning is literally fucking magic 🪄

🎯

Ugh…easy for a “winner” to say…all this does is make my ⚡️ finger itchy

Don’t start what you can’t finish 🤣

I ain’t gonna do shit while #[9]​ is awake.

🤣😂

Scared of him you are…🤣

That’s dope

Long may she reign 👑

#[12]​ that’s just a friendly zap, not a ₿attle!!!⚡️💜🦶🙏

Why thank you, I’m feeling quite demure this evening what with Marie raising all hell 😆

🧘🏼‍♀️

Winner winner chicken dinner

🐥👸👑

Add it to your resume

Oh nooooo,,,, she’s at like 4m

Correction…. 11mil

That’s .11 btc

DAYUUUUMN

I want to zap you, ₿ut I don’t want to ₿attle you!!! ⚡️💜🙏🦶

Or you can zap away without a battle 😜

So very generous sir 🫂💜

⚡️⚡️

Whoa that's nice, any coming my way? xD

I just sent 1.7 million sats to finish/win a war against an upside down person…I think ima just head to the couch…

1.8

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It’s not over 🐸

YES…here comes the legend…Island!

Goddamn i tried something but it was like flash grenades compared to what you just did lmaooooo thought it would be funny to hit him with his own signature zaps

Yall are ⚡️ addicts...

🤣

ZAPOHOLICS

I’ll be free to zap a bit later 😅 parenting