the cosmic joke of the whatsapp is that it's not helping. the main feature it delivers into the social landscape is the Seen message. my new theory is that smarhptones an elaborate hazing ritual that people have you go through because it's not eQuItAbLe for any jerbil to be less profiled by the ambient surveillance mesh than its fellow jerbils.

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cut to how i got my 1st robocall and 1 silencecall *as soon as* i signed up my burner to whatsapp. as tinfoil mfs used to say, "coincidence?" well let's check 😉 omg where's the checker? #WhoChecksTheCheckers ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_RXl18CD_8

and I had just discovered this very strong spell

github.com/StevenBlack/hosts and hadda take it down wholesale because it blocks one of the things i need for them to jerbil me in, namely the like 50 endpoints of whatsapp for like whatever, man, some little dots and letters. they can't hurt you. they have.

art project idea for any takers: plaster Nth set of qr codes across town, especially garish, maybe on A4 with that goat-tits mf glazing through the mask to get ppl's attention, and when they open the QR code it opens AmIUnique and shows them all the shit they just got profiled by. or just connects em to a nearby captive portal. hmm probably someone doing that.

good moment for AIU to be down! i definitely feel a little more cursed carrying a whole-ass android userland running whatsapp and whatnot with me now. and like a complete idiot i forgot to kill it so now it #PingedFromTheHaunt. oh well. i guess that means it's my personal space now. like it or not