by just thinking of the ai one becomes food for it; learning how to depend on its services? please. they pay me to learn that shit, i'll learn it over a couple good allnighters. on my own time'n'dime? no way, got more joyful purposes to accomplish.

and of course i can't find either in my browser url bar because neither has the song title!

oh hey it haz de pic

i will sing you the song of my bong https://nostria.app/music/song/npub1lhumq4yswdkm0vp54y7nawu93vg52px45vl8usu6d38ne2nz43lqdwljzf/extinction-guide---exceprt-01-1767036183183

and now it lives again https://nodecast.xyz/naddr1qvzqqqy0kvpzpl0ekp2fqumdk7crf2fa86actzc3g5zdtge70epe5mz08j4x9tr7qq4k27r5d9hxxarfdahz6em4d9jx2tfd94jhscm9wpe8gtfsxyknzdekxucrxd338qenzwpnrwegez

this was briefly live npub1lhumq4yswdkm0vp54y7nawu93vg52px45vl8usu6d38ne2nz43lqdwljzf

art project idea for any takers: plaster Nth set of qr codes across town, especially garish, maybe on A4 with that goat-tits mf glazing through the mask to get ppl's attention, and when they open the QR code it opens AmIUnique and shows them all the shit they just got profiled by. or just connects em to a nearby captive portal. hmm probably someone doing that.

good moment for AIU to be down! i definitely feel a little more cursed carrying a whole-ass android userland running whatsapp and whatnot with me now. and like a complete idiot i forgot to kill it so now it #PingedFromTheHaunt. oh well. i guess that means it's my personal space now. like it or not

and I had just discovered this very strong spell

github.com/StevenBlack/hosts and hadda take it down wholesale because it blocks one of the things i need for them to jerbil me in, namely the like 50 endpoints of whatsapp for like whatever, man, some little dots and letters. they can't hurt you. they have.

cut to how i got my 1st robocall and 1 silencecall *as soon as* i signed up my burner to whatsapp. as tinfoil mfs used to say, "coincidence?" well let's check 😉 omg where's the checker? #WhoChecksTheCheckers ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_RXl18CD_8

the cosmic joke of the whatsapp is that it's not helping. the main feature it delivers into the social landscape is the Seen message. my new theory is that smarhptones an elaborate hazing ritual that people have you go through because it's not eQuItAbLe for any jerbil to be less profiled by the ambient surveillance mesh than its fellow jerbils.

project GSR 🤫 status: 11th day spinning in place 🫠 overall not quite webcams on frontdoors level of fucked but close, nearly close enough!

myau :3

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i imagine it as a sort of courtesy feature: all it'd do is collapse by default the non-significant diffs in the edit list. also if notifications are involved, recipients' clients would have option to omit non-significant ones - or not omit 'em if they're watching out for someone not to cheat them on the edits.

hopefully that way abuse would be self-defeating. (guess that's a good criteria for scoping any particular social feature?) like one can already write "isis beheading" as the alt text of a cute cat pic, or vice versa, but would that actually accomplish anything - besides reveal the poster as a bad-faith actor? beats me

#blog maybe it's karma from running some chaos circles around some new arrivals last time i landed, but tbh idgaf that someone tried to rob/scam me on both my arrival and my departure in city17. i found both occasions more entertaining than anything - both times i praised their ingeniousness and wished them to learn to steal better. if there's anyone at all worth investing in, it's certainly the destitute.

that infrastructural services such as government and banks manifested as well-lit hospices for illiterate clerks is very sad but also understandable, not to mention a perfect opportunity to make animal noises at traffic cops. was it smirnenski who implied that the higher to rise in hierarchy the dumber one must inevitably become, because the only reason anyone ever enters a hierarchy is to dismantle it from the inside, except there's backpressure.

what got to me was how uncomfortable the people i conducted fair trades with looked about selling me stuff at the announced going rates. that sure weirded me out. like i'd understand if they'd not liked to deal with me and told me to fuck off or whatever - it's free enterprise - at some point i was even openly like "yo i havent said anything dumb have i, lately i see people reacting in the weirdest ways, let me know if i'm being clueless", but as far as i can read people it was much more like a "why is a transaction in calibers like 6.5mm and 3.5mm even happening in december 2025, kid are you sure this is what you want to be doing" kind of thing. and uh well yeah. no blame.

in 6-12 months since last seen, many casually familiar faces have begun to look multiple years of withered - like yeah i personally totally go for that look but all the smog, frost, and empathizin' with mainstream social media sure ain't doin' anyone's skin health any favors. i do wish i'd had more energy to get my shit done sooner and then hang out with more than 1 friend and do vandalism with more than 1 color but overall i got a lot of shit done and did not fall apart into a jumble of vegetables even once iirc

daaang this is a very fast dog!

(this meant less than facetiously; i actually think an ephemeral ad-hoc identity that basically depends on which browser caches i've flushed when, is a very appropriate kind of sovereign identity for the kind of mode of being that i experience)

#blog we all love to dunk on how the old school usb-a plug is "accidentally 4d" (btw non-standard flippable a and micro-b are a thing, one even broke my controller) but when was the last time any of yall tried to plug in an hdmi without seeing? it's mission impossible

at least type a is a rectangle, and then sort of inset so it easily keys in - then it's easier to flip - while the hdmi female is flush with a potentially perforated panel of various connectors

i think they were expecting me to use the #chromecast

(as to the concern of being me i have recently taken to meowing at people's dogs with great success, it's the perfect non-semantic social interaction)

protocol for marking a post edit as significant/non-significant y/n

oracolo on codeberg pages sounds like an idea

also i love how theres a lot of variety among timeline-shaped nostr clients! let's see

this from a person who completely forgot ditto.pub was what this thing is and after signing up for flotilla managed to forget having signed up for flotilla. jogs the pattern recognition device for sure

better people than this year's crop of politically active knowledge worker (shuffle the stems of those terms at your leisure, all there's to it) have had total breakdowns over as little as suspecting that shit might be true after all. and here we are, being expected to believe it, or if we can't wrap our noggin around - to believe that others believe it (tacitly making the mistake to accept the form of the question; the presumption that "people in general" exists as an entity); and how the shared belief in some common anodyne untruths (e.g. "producing value") is what makes people generally kinda-sorta get along in our literal bedlam's shambles of a society - and not at all the constant mimetic desire-producing labor product conditioning and conditioning and conditioning us from every broadcasting surface; until we're so well-informed about where we stand that we're at least 99....% incapable of any sort of unscripted action, and then, bam, clickthrough.

seeing the result being noumenalized into anything between conscientiousness and microcatatonia, some more fun words to build siege engines out of. meanwhile, the hives keep getting built; and at your lunch break, you get to watch #TheOffice with your colleagues.

bumpin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clOjIMNCJmc

dear internet, i have been wondering if i should start a #blog.

most of the time, the drive is immediately countervailed by how it's not 2003 or whatever, namely how i'm all too paranoid about exposing any of my inner workings on a global, ostensibly permanent knowledge substrate that's going to be grazing grounds for who knows what. like, i'm fucking glad that AI is a scam, what'd be the alternative? for *those* fucks to have been ontologically right all along, so that the torment nexus they build *is* the next stage in the evolution of the perceiving mind? LMAO. thank fuck it's another jerb bubble. you know, for the jerbils. no offense, ima jerbil too. (my friends, though, they feelines.) i'm so jerbiled out by running back and forth across my little jerbil wheel that in order to start putting thoughts into a text field it has to (1) be reeeeaaaaallly low friction (2) have the chance to annoy someone.