According to the FBI, you may be an anti-government extremist if you’ve:

• a) purchased a Bible or other religious materials

• b) used terms like “MAGA” and “Trump,”

• c) shopped at Dick’s Sporting Goods, Cabela’s, or Bass Pro Shops

• d) purchased tickets to travel by bus, cars, or plane

• e) all of the above.

In fact, if you selected any of those options in recent years, you’re probably already on a government watchlist.