✅ rocking restless toddler Vader

✅ humming the Imperial March

✅ zapping degenerate plebs

✅ chewing gum

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Where is your drink?

damnit…knew I was missing something

But can you rub your tummy at the same time?!

Your child all grown up

😂🤣 I’m ok with him being a dark lord of the sith…anything but healthcare

Same PPE though…

I love it because nobody can ever see my facial expressions.

It’s all about the Sith and death to all the Jedi!

I mean 🫂 first of all, but yeah I mean…fuck then Jedi

All are welcome in The Great White North

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

I only collect THE EMPIRE!

Those rebel scum can’t appreciate anything.

#[3]​ thank you!

Life doesn’t get any better! 💜

😭 I know

⚡️🐸

According to my wife, you are not a man. We’re not “able” to do that many things at once.

My wife says your wife never wrong…but somehow it’s happening? 🤷‍♂️

The Almighty is perhaps aiding me in this endeavor.

It’s absolutely a noble cause to get Vader Jr back down.

Preach brother.

Now I get to stare at his angelic sleeping face and whisper taunts about how I won.