Imagine a candy store with a smoking section
*hits blunt*
Imagine a candy store with a smoking section
*hits blunt*
*wafts smoke from face*
What?
Just a big corporation of old family type values where you eat comfort food and people have a nice meal. Sit on a rocking chair out front, everyone was happy.
Now they have made it woke and LGBTQ+ friendly and give them favoritism. Your straight normal family either eats there and learns about transvestite sluts and you get goo in your mashed potatoes from kitchen staff with various hair colors and cum on their hands who call you boomer.
Or you stay home and never eat there. They probably serve bud light queer beer there.
*yelling over the crying children and the smell of old people*
IMAGINE LIKE A CANDY STORE BUT WITH A DOORWAY TO A FAMILY STYLE DINER WITH A SMOKING SECTION THAT IS NOT WALLED OFF FROM THE NON SMOKING SECTION
AND EVERY TABLE HAS A LITTLE GAME
AND OUTSIDE THERE ARE ROCKING CHAIRS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND A LARGE CHECKER BOARD FOR THE KIDS
CRACKER BARREL
This ☝️
*asks for hit of joint*
THAT SOUNDS ALRIGHT
SORRY MATE NO MEDICINALS IN THE CRACKER BARREL
THATS WHY I STAND OVER HERE AND YELL ABOUT IT
Actually one of the table games I'm pretty sure 