What even is a cracker barrell?
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Imagine a candy store with a smoking section
*hits blunt*
*wafts smoke from face*
What?
Just a big corporation of old family type values where you eat comfort food and people have a nice meal. Sit on a rocking chair out front, everyone was happy.
Now they have made it woke and LGBTQ+ friendly and give them favoritism. Your straight normal family either eats there and learns about transvestite sluts and you get goo in your mashed potatoes from kitchen staff with various hair colors and cum on their hands who call you boomer.
Or you stay home and never eat there. They probably serve bud light queer beer there.
*yelling over the crying children and the smell of old people*
IMAGINE LIKE A CANDY STORE BUT WITH A DOORWAY TO A FAMILY STYLE DINER WITH A SMOKING SECTION THAT IS NOT WALLED OFF FROM THE NON SMOKING SECTION
AND EVERY TABLE HAS A LITTLE GAME
AND OUTSIDE THERE ARE ROCKING CHAIRS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND A LARGE CHECKER BOARD FOR THE KIDS
CRACKER BARREL
This ☝️
*asks for hit of joint*
THAT SOUNDS ALRIGHT
SORRY MATE NO MEDICINALS IN THE CRACKER BARREL
THATS WHY I STAND OVER HERE AND YELL ABOUT IT
Actually one of the table games I'm pretty sure 
It's over priced breakfast the bacon is ok...
it's a barrel with crackers (savory biscuits) in it
as to the restaurant chain, it's modeled after general stores of early America (especially the West), who would receive bulk goods in barrels
Were crackers roll in barrells 🤣😂
So it's a store but also a restaurant, that serves southern Bible belt country classics and Breakfast style items.
The store part just has a bunch of knick knacks candies and random crap that geriatrics would find interesting or their grandchildren.
Most of them look like giant barns with porches.
It’s like American home style cooking chain with gift stores you have to walk through to go eat. They tried to change their logo to a more modern look and everyone is losing their shit instead of paying attention to the important stuff.