Going to yoga with a turd in the chamber….
Discussion
Never trust a fart 💨
I won’t. This bad boy in spicy. I may have to go blow up their bathroom mid sesh 😳
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So one time a dude said that in Wichita and it made the news because someone thought it was a terror threat 😂
Lmaoo I said that in an airport not about the bathroom but about a suitcase , the only reason I got away with it was because I was cute and people understood the joke and were coming to my defense, I’ve been careful about my vocab ever since 😅😅
In Light on Yoga, Iyengar suggests the following:
Better wear darker yoga pants lol
There’s a time in life,
A brave moment in public,
Do you trust a fart?
#haiku
Drop it off in the pool before you begin. Even if it means you miss a few minutes of the sesh. You'll thank me later.
I somehow squeezed it back up and then tossed it out after 😂
Someone had the genius idea to do beach yoga in the morning. Not only is it in the morning, interfering with a proper 4 course breakfast and coffee and turd extraction ritual but it also forces you to be in a remote public location with no restrooms. Close call every time.
I lol’d 😂
