Today I picked up a quarter laying on the sidewalk. I used it along with a couple of bucks I had to buy a cookie.
Iām guilty of unlicensed money transmission AND commingling of funds.
Waiting for my FBI guy to come take me in. I should probably get piss drunk on a bottle of Johnny Walker and live stream it to make it more enjoyable for all of us.
I'm sorry mate, that's just theft. You took someone else's claim to the fed's... (*checks notes*) ...pile of nothing, and used it to pay for goods.
Make sure to at least include those illicitly obtained funds on next year's tax declaration, or you'll be evading taxes too.
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Nah the comcretecompany that built the sidewalk slab is the transmitter. Just because you and the original owner used the sidewalk, amd the sidewalk company knew that people would lose money on the sidewalk, no matyer that the sidewalk folks never meet the pedestrians
