Excellent point Trashmouth Babboon Beast. It is precisely the new moon phase. It seems like a likely culprit for why I am not asleep. While blaming the moon I would also just like to blame the CIA too. They're always up to something those schemers. I wouldn't put it past them to be in cohoots with the moon! All conniving to limit my beauty rest 😡

Please note this has nothing to do with the large amount of caffeine or sugary wine I had today! Entirely the fault of the moon-CIA alliance!!