Yep yep me too guys. My bad spelling is because I’m a foreigner. Uhh… I mean the USA is foreign too. Eww guns Eww cheeseburger eww texas eww big trucks Eww.
Discussion
Hehehe.
Wut?
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yup my spelling sucks bc I am ‘murican…gonna go cry on my bed of guns about it
I DoorDashed a cheeseburger coming to you in a lifted truck
Is living there as bad as the reputation about America is?
Have you ever had a freedom boner?
huh?
I wouldn’t know. Not American. Heard it’s pretty epic though, to wake up that free everyday.
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uh yes, can i have a cheeseburger with some extra freedom please?
dunno if you’ll be able to be handle that much freedom tbh…
That’s right, please start with medium size freedom and see how you like it.
Most capitalistic country is called the land of the free 🇺🇸😘
McLovin’ it
Uhh yes sir, as an American name me all the presidents you have had throughout the time 🇺🇸
That test is for immigration.
So if I demonstrate the stereotypical stupidity, I’m in? ❤️
You’ve already proven dumb enough to enter. I thought we went through this.
Rekt
this is very, very true planet
why y’all roast me like that 🥲🥲
love you all regardless, gotta accept the tough love ❤️
We love you dude. It’s why we roast u.
🇵🇹right? Or am I also wrong?
the right answer is somewhere in this thread, good luck ❤️
This is your punishment for staying on Nostr after a GN note.
Also 🧡u
nothing but facts were said
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Gotta take a shot 🇭🇹
Otherwise I would say from the Philippines living in Meruica
Don’t think I even know what flag that is 🤣💜
If he’s French the only flag he knows is white
sacre bleu
Gee you seem to know a lot of languages planet for a young uni kid
somebody needs to break planets google translate with ⚡️s or so help me
You really think I need Google Translate for all them phrases?? You silly goose
jokes on you bc as a dumbass murican I can still read most of em muahaha…not so fancy now are you planet
never called myself fancy 💜
presumptious of you to call me that 😘🫶
If I know a word in a different language it’s because it’s on a menu. 
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oui senor, une baguette, s’il vous plait
It’s is fantastic!
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All love buddy
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love you too 😘❤️
how dare you.
I resent this.
This is not stereotypical.
I really am this stupid.
A: Don’t be planet.
O say, can you seeeeeeee
By the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed…
I thought it was Jose, can you see?
Well in Portuguese it’s pronounced as a J, in Spanish as an H 🤷♂️
As a Mexican intruder I’d prefer to go with the local one
ummm…why would I remember the names of all my past employees planet?
Cheeseburger with a side of freedom fries…
Freedom wood
😂…no
Yup ‘Murica
Hell yeah, yee haw!!!!
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Hulk Hogan, forgot that guy even existed 💜
Nothing more American than the Hulkster…
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULK-A-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?!?!?!?
Imma Rolex wearin, woo, diamond ring wearin, woo, alligator boot wearing, limousine ridin, jet flyin, son of gun WOOO
Nothing better than driving around in my truck with a pair of boots on! :)
Are you doxxing me!?
Heck no!
Okay good. I mean i don’t have a truck. I live in London where we drink our tea and eat crumpets. Hail to the queen 👸
I’ve been there, a couple times actually. Loved it, but it was years ago…
Yep. It’s great here. Umm there’s a clock. And the parliament is here I think. And umm red busses. The king is George and the queen died. Rip
Definitely not American
You’ve also got Eddie Hall (Worlds Strongest Man 2017) 🤣
You mean double-decker buses? You filthy American scum, how dare you 🤢
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Planet why so nasty??
Okay okay you got me. Gotta go throw some tea in the harbor or something for pretended to be a red coat
BUSTED
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Love how people try doxxing me, but end up doxxing themselves 😘❤️
When you have the most common first AND last name in the USA, no worries about people knowing my name. There’s literally thousands of me…like the bad guy in the Matrix!
Lol same…my name is common too
Wtf you on about? The only thing I’ve gotten from this conversation is that #[4] is probably not ‘murican as he knows too much about American history.
LMAO I gotta deer hangin in my PFP. With a tire against the tree in the background.
That’s worth a ⚡️
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I know who to call for some deer meat chili
Def don't call this guy - no deer tonight 🦌🥩❌😭
That was the most unsafe deer hunting video I have ever seen. Do not use that for educational purposes
deception
now I’m convinced koby is a 🤖
Did someone say “bot”….the scatman!
Koby is holding his character well, great acting or truth 💜🤷♂️
Who that weird guys what happened I blacked out?
@tanel you better pray that you didn’t accidentally create a mini hellthread…
oops 🫣
Get me out of here #[6]
Nope
imagine being stuck in a hell-thread…
would hate that, hopefully doesn’t ever happen to me 🫣🙏
It turns out the hellthread was really just the friends we made along the way
Ok, this is a zappable post too!
Very Andy Bernard of you (on last episode of The Office)
Hahahah. I went from hating Andy, to loving him, to hating him. All in the span of a few seasons.
Damn, never seen The Office 🫣🫠
I bet you watched the British version. Eww
Haven’t seen either 🤷♂️
Okay that settles it.
Northern European. Somewhere weird. Probably rural area.
I just barely ever watch any TV shows, personal preference
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Probably better for it. But The Office makes me laugh…
Michael!
Love when Dwight yells this…
Which bear is best?
Fact. Brown bear.
There are basically two schools of thought…
Which person is #[4] from the office?
Definitely not Todd Packer! He’s the worst!!!!
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BLASPHEMY!!!!!
100% same for me…
Him getting stuck floating in the fat suit on Beach Day was epic…
It’s “Long live the King” now, by the way 💜
King Charles 💜
Tbh I thought this was the pledge of allegiance for a minute but in my defense I’m stupid and tired
More of a “Booyaka, Booyaka, 6-1-9l” guy myself
Rey Mysterio 💜