#Real Bitcoin LN:

Maybe Alice sent $X to Bob

Your reciever privacy blows and amounts can be discovered. And all criticisms of "temporary privacy" also apply to LN as anyone can be collecting that data to break in the future as well:

"We identified 27,183 private channels, discovered hidden balances, and showed how a passive adversary can infer payment endpoints with very high probability."

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2003.12470.pdf

Your hardforks also apply to LN. You kick out all users that disagree. Congrats on the cognitive dissonance 🤙