Hussa ✌️It only took 3 full months of constant harassment to get my friend #[0] to join Nostr but today he got his nsec πŸ§‘πŸ’œ

First recorded pitch on 1st January 2023:

For all the wrong reasons he just didn't do it. I upped the ante recently, applied subtle brute force methods...

...et voilΓ‘, the recent plebwave finally flushed him in. Now dear friends of the Open Source Space Exploration Protocol, I'm summoning all of you #coffechain #plebchain #babechain #cartelchain #timechain Nostriche - ⚑⚑ zap this motherfucker, zap him hard ⚑⚑ I got him on Nostr, I started his maxi education too, let's baptize him in satoshis πŸŒ…

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But don't mind me, may I redirect your attention to:

#[1]

very glad to be here, took some time to read/watch about the underlying tech & architecture before I got set up and the nostrpill worked really fast on me.. this is the real WAGMI !

about the zaps, hope I don't get electrocuted xD

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Your grand whish shall be fullfilled. Your mate is going to be enlightened with an unprecedented amount of knowledge.

Sir, you have no lightning address set up!

Followed an zapped

#[1] #[2] #[3] #[4] #[5] #[6] #[7] #[8] hello dear friends of the zap button, do you feel like chipping in to get this guy to 19k sats for nostr.wine access? See note below. Thank you so much πŸ€™

#[9] my dude #[10]

...needs a bag of Orange Groove please πŸŽ…

sersleepy@nostrplebs.com do you still award the pepe dickpic badge..?

For reference:

#[0]

Followed and contributed to his nostr.wine fundraiser πŸ€—πŸ§‘

#[10] awarded you Orange Groove 🧑 badge and got you a free spot on my paid relay at wss://nostr.uselessshit.co πŸ€™

#[13]​ You want to chip in a little?

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I sent it to #[11]​ but pass it on for me please sir

Yessir! πŸ€™

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