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The IT department has already taken over everything.

#TeamClownsAreEvil

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U don't READ my MYND anymore !

Some rogue software engineer with bleeding edge AI is likely to completely set it loose with very dangerous commands, and telling it to protect and defend itself at all costs. And to keep replicating itself.

Its coming. (The real skynet)

I’ve already begun being very nice to both Siri and my vacuum to prepare.

Lol! We live in exciting times!

Oh shittt I shall be doing the same now 😂

No more hitting my vacuum cleaner!

We’re gonna find Marie in a dust bin on Day 0.

Send your drones in to get me out! 😂

The only tech I’m keeping on that day is rope and duct tape. I’ll pull you out.

Kinky 😂

lol. I reread that and…

Yeah I walked into that one. 🤣

You most certainly did 😂😂

🤷‍♂️ wife already gave me the pass to frisk you. 🤣

You sure?

Gonna take you all week with this big body 😂

Not a big body but frisking takes a long time, when being thorough.

😂😂

🤔 time well spent

😘

You are not big!

lol. Anything worth doing is worth doing right, papa always said.

I was raised the same. Hard working frisker here.

I'll assist

I mean, ya don't gotta pull my arm

There are many who want to help frisk Marie. 🤣

And they will be forever scarred afterwards 😂

Marie keeps a bush.

Nailed it

(There is a market for that)

Nailed it - just kidding 😂

I think I would have felt more of a sensation - just saying.

...not my first rodeo lol

They will only be “scared” with big smiles and happiness.

Scarred*

So incredibly sweet and kind of you all 😘💜

You are very welcome. 💜🥰

Your wife has you on a long leash cat. Lol. Maybe frisking in the name of science? A safety protocol? I am sure you mentioned to your wife the necessity? ☺️

She picked the leash, and the collar.

But which one of us is wearing it? 🤔

You want me to wear a collar along with a leash? 😂

*shivers*

I mean… maybe.

Only if I can dress like this 😂

My counsel says that is acceptable.

I love your counsel 😂💜

I love her too. You’ll meet soon.

Is this the collar and leash?

Frank have you been going through my drawer again 😂

Yes! You have amazing toys and outfits! 🤣😂 Pardon me for looking! (I couldn’t find my car keys)

They were where you left them Frank, on the bedside table 😂

Oh yes! I couldn’t remember right away. 😂

Understand, it was HUGE night for you Frank 😂

Oh Yes! It was a blast! I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I know you did as well! Well I am drained I think I need to get some 💤 in. See you tomorrow!

Goodnight! Sweet Marie! 😘

Sleep well Frank, you are definitely worn out! 💜😂

Lol! So are you Marie! With all those loud noises, grunts, and squeals I know you are completely exhausted! Sleep well, Marie! 💜😂

🤣🤣

My counsels also fully supports the outfit. 🔥🔥🔥

Scurvydog 2y ago

I second that

You can join in doggo 😂

But in the name of safety and whatever I think frisking is necessary. 😂🫡

Never let an Aussie in your house without one. 🤣

You are a wise 🐈 cat! 😂

So says Roger too 😂

I have a winch if necessary.

My roomba chases me all the time. Tries to make me trip down the stairs. My toaster burns my toast and my coffee maker and I are on uneasy terms. 🤣

I have a smart home. I have one light bulb that turns itself on and off in patterns at random times of day.

I know it’s sending messages to the other devices about me.

Yes it is! All in binary.. zeros and ones.

When the neighbor’s house starts blinking back, I’m throwing the main breaker. Thank god it’s still a manual switch.

Time to upgrade your appliances 😂

You mean downgrade. Solid state ftw.

No he needs a proper coffee maker that will not only make his coffee but deliver it to him in bed, then a toaster than not only toasts his bread but butters it and delivers it to him and lastly a rooomba that doesn’t trip him 😂