🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: TOP TRAUMA TRIGGERS FOR BITCOINERS 🚨

✅ “Have you considered diversifying into Ethereum?”

✅ “The government would never let Bitcoin succeed.”

✅ “We just need a little more inflation to stabilize the economy.”

✅ “You should sell some Bitcoin and take profits.”

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

🔥 Therapy is expensive. Stacking sats is free. Choose wisely.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stay sovereign, stay unshaken, stay stacking.

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