Ha ha real funny plebs…still waiting on most of you to send me your ⚡️ receipts so I can finish filling out my 1099b for taxes. If you could get on that, that would be great.

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It won’t compute 🤣

😂🤣

Zaps in the post📮🤌🤣

Would you like a printed receipt, emailed receipt, or both?

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🤣um I know I’ll add up all the zaps I’ve received and take off the ones I’ve sent …

…and I lost all my bitcoin in a zapping accident 🤣🤣🤣

Shocks 🥲

😉

It's in the mail.

🫡 hopefully copied/scanned on low toner 6900 times…like I like to send in tax forms

Best I can do is send you an invoice 🤣

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I sent this many ✌️🤙✋🖕

🫂 helps

Make sure you write it that way on your taxes too. The IRS understand emojis I’m sure.

oh fuck I did it wrong

signed it 🖕🐸🖕🏴‍☠️

excel ok?

Just send them all back

Anyway I can Help. ⚡️🦍⚡️

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Best solution for the tax man is if we all run a few trading bots, and at the end of the year send them a print out of everything with a note saying "here - declared". Make them have to go through a mountain of actual paper to check every satoshi. Mix in all your bona fide ins and outs so they have to go through it and not just estimate. And make sure it's on some kind of crazy paper and typeface so they can't easily scan and OCR to automate the thing.