Stuck at the mechanic for two more hours, with 32% battery, and a light wallet.

Vulnerable feeling.

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I’m not ded yet #[1]

🫂 🫂 not gonna let anything bad happen to you friend 🐸

🫂 ⚡️

😂 😂

damnit 😂 🫂

Golf cart?

why…because Americans don’t walk anywhere?

A drunk German is urinating on a bush.

An American walks by, sees what the German is doing and says, “Gross!”

The German says, “Danke!”

Horrible, I should go to sleep

I laughed.

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Duly noted 🖕🐸🫂

fuuuuuuuuuklkkkkkk

🤗

goddamnit #[1]​ saw this

🐸s should know what happens when they show weakness

🖕🖕🖕🐸🍷🫂

#[0]

https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_2e0739281a80997958983c2daf5a7f92e1d1a9225bb83d9f6de9de31c91bcfb6.mov

This is the way

lmao

i just tagged ur lnurl

🖕🐸🖕

How’s yours battery doin

😂😂😂

#[1]​ just 69d me 44 times to sub 20% battery

😑…sending back

Would pebbles 1⚡️help here sir?

no friend

no

You need many small zaps ser?

Indeed he does

😂

Shall we?

🫡🫡

We shall.

Double negative makes a positive

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

🤣🤣😅

We put in good hours for this 😅

💯

Oh hello

11% you fuckers

This is the note ⚡️🐸😅

Beauty

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Lol avoid engaging with my super long note then. My phone is on fire at the moment and moving very slow and it’s draining battery every notification. It’s the new hell thread.

Or perhaps my note itself was just 🔥?

And now pfp are just solid colored circles 🤣

Notes with 20, 40, 50 zaps apiece in this thread. Emptied WoS on frogdoc twice today. Happy freaking Monday 🤙

low power mode will save me

you will all get them back and more

I can remain degenerate longer

Cute, wishful thinking

Just paid your boomer invoice.

🖕🐸🖕🫂

Lmao. Did he have one up?

😂 yes. For 6969. #[2]​ being amateur hour over here.

Ha. Missed it. I normally pay em 🤣🤣Go pay mine I accidentally noted this morning 🤣🤣🤣

Jk. I shit posted to hide it. 😝

Okay you can pay this one then

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Who beat me 😅😅🤣

Ha. I win.

Ffs

Gotta be a little quicker

🤣🤣

🤣😅🤣

You always quick at this baiii you don’t sleep awa

Love is in the air 👀💅🏼

Maya is here 👀👀🤍

but #[3]​ wouldn’t hurt me

she’s too nice

Ha. I can’t keep positive on the sats I send her vs what she sends back 😅😅

Maya you know doctor 🐸 needs a good zappin’ this evening

Sure thing! But tell him pls my zaps don’t hurt :)

😢 #[3]

got her lnurl

What does that mean ?

Instead of a ⚡️

I clicked on the lnurl link in your profile and sent 911 sats at you

Sent DM 🤍

Did it hurt?

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😂😂

To clarify. No matter what I send her she always zaps them back 😅😅🤍

She’s a legend 🤍⚡️

Loll!! But pls don’t zap again. Lots of love 🤍

You mean the opposite? 🤍😅

How can I miss the special moment of #[3]​ & #[2]​ 😍😅

Damnit ser that was well played

🫂

🫂

… ⚡️

Oh come on

oh fuck et tu #[4]​ ?

Why don’t you plug it in

gonna go try stealing a charger

A voice of reason 😅

What if...

Zaps ⚡could be set to charge your phone...

Lucky 7's

Shit somebody help me!

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Mechanics are the best but im biased. Trust your mechanic. https://youtu.be/cDy2mlmG_Zg

I FOUND A CHARGER!!!!

Run to hills boys and girls

**

“ I STOLE A CHARGER”

🍀🫂

Confession. I cheated. I loaded up my wallet a tiny bit.

He’s gonna over kill my zaps ⚡️ 🤨😱

ngl…that felt like the shortest wait at the mechanic ever…

I fucking love this place