Your brother has a gf and youโre still single. This is the year you leave your comfort zone and find love. And this shirt will help. Go to the farmers market and find that one guy who doesnโt trust the government and give him your number and say we should watch elf together ๐ซ๐
Discussion
The first part of this note sounds suspiciously like my mum ๐ you guys been talking?
Alriiight fine, Iโll go get a boyfriend, but I swear if he ends up trying to get to know me and making me like him I blame you ๐ญ
And if he eats a fly or fills a suitcase full of cheese I also blame you ๐ซ
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Now hold on whatโs wrong with eating flies? I hear theyโre full of protein and something about the environment. And cheese is a very nutritious on the go snack. That guy sounds like a catch donโt let him get away ๐
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Iโm gonna have to think about this ๐คฃ I just donโt think I could snog a guy that eats flies ๐ญ the cheese suitcase I could deal with
I def needed context on this note.
Farmers market to meet girls that also distrust the government, got it.